Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyHeirloom

    BlockyHeirloom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Animals Bred: 39 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

    CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ores Mined: 712 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

    PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

    Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

    Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

    So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ParisianParkingMadness

    ParisianParkingMadness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Animals Bred: 185
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

    TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

    Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

    Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor
    Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GymCrafters: AITA?

    GymCrafters: AITA?
    Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

    Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

    Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

    ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

    Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6695 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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