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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
Dragon Eggs Found: 5924 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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