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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 124
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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