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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	383450
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	2359	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Votes:	4201
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Votes:	7832	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	234

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	575
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Animals Bred:	162	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1156	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	73	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	295

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	779	Mines Excavated:	1915
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	155
Emeralds Found:	1151	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	1855
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2