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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	201196	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	2991

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	207

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Star Shards Collected:	82

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WarNationsMC

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Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Limecraft Survival

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Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BabyShowerBabysitBan

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	14