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Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4022

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBlastersMC

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4