Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

    Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoFamInvites4U

    NoFamInvites4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

    Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

    HRnightmare Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

    BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage
    Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Animals Bred: 94 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UkraineDefenseMC Server

    UkraineDefenseMC Server
    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyQueerKingdom

    CraftyQueerKingdom
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Whale Sound Adventures

    Whale Sound Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

    watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

    but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 16+
    Features
    • World Map! (click here)
    • Proximity Chat/Voice Chat
    • Discord to Minecraft Chat
    • Small community
    • Active staff
    • Commitment to vanilla
    • Enforced Rules
    • No land claiming (Rollback griefing!)
    • Minimal Lag
    • Custom Advancements

    Apply to join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

    Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by applying through our Discord server.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
    What type of players are welcome on the server? All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
    Is there a World Map available for the server? Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

    We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

    Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

    CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

    Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TallTunes Minecraft Server

    TallTunes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

    Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

    So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoWifeNoDriveMC

    NoWifeNoDriveMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4750 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

    Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1308 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HospitalHaunts

    HospitalHaunts
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Epic House Doctor Server

    Epic House Doctor Server
    so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5528 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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