Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4527
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mum’s the Word Minecraft

    Mum’s the Word Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

    Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

    So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

    WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

    BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything
    Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

    Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

    But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

    StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

    HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

    Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1
    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and Griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
    [💻] Stable Server Performance
    [🌎] No World Resets Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
    [🍪] Quality of Life Changes Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Anticheat Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
    [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

    FAQ

    1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

    2. Are there any land protection plugins?

    No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

    3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

    Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

    4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

    No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

    5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

    No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Crops Grown: 3390 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

    Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

    Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

    But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SausageFreeZone

    SausageFreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

    Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

    So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7457

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

    LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SoupThrower Minecraft Server

    SoupThrower Minecraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

    GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

    Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?
    u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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