Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Emeralds Found: 7480
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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