CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

acceptance, attraction, Bisexual, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, DATING, Drama, Friends, Gay, GayCraft, Honesty, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, rejection, relationships, Sass, Secrets, self-identity, Sexuality, social media, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	4966
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	707
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3504
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3