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KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5700	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Overseas Turmoil Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama happens! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as the virtual idols of Hololive get into all sorts of shenanigans overseas. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gen Z Doesn’t Know What This Is Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone knows what they’re doing? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge that even Gen Z doesn’t know what it is! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that even the TikTok generation is scratching their heads in confusion.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn and chaos ensued as everyone tried to catch a ride on it. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And let’s not forget the time when the entire server was turned into a giant game of hide-and-seek with the prize being a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, you never know what to expect when you’re playing with a group of players who are so ahead of the curve that even Gen Z can’t keep up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	391	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

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LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Buildings Constructed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	3948	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11