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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

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