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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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