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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Meteorites Collected: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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