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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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