Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263
Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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