Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Alien Abductions: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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