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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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