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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428
Ores Mined: 8186 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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