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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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