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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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