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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 179 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Divine Spears Created: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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