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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 121
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

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