Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
New Chunks Explored: 147418 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 175 Animals Bred: 200
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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