Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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