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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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