Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Mines Excavated: 2700
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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