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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Void Armor Forged: 18 Ores Mined: 3811
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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