Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Crops Grown: 7225 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers