Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested: 895 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Love Letters Sent: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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