CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2144	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Towns Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Holy Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WeddingDressDrama

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	279	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyPainGone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crops Grown:	3593
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OilRaiders2020

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so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoCutNoGroupOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubeCraft SMP – GameCube Fanatic

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Are you tired of playing Animal Crossing and Mario Kart on your GameCube? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those old school games.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly dance parties at the virtual club in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our SMP has its own version of the GameCube hidden somewhere in the world. Find it, and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your GameCube and hello to a whole new world of fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join today and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyMansionLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our luxurious Minecraft server where every player starts off with a diamond mansion complete with a pool of lava and a pet creeper butler.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in the game, including rainbow diamond ore and unicorn poop blocks. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive VIP area, where players can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re ready to live the high life in Minecraft, join our server now and experience a level of luxury you never knew was possible in a blocky world. Who needs real-life riches when you can have all this in Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3