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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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