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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 764552
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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