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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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