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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 914
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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