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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
Void Gems Collected: 19 Animals Bred: 112
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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