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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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