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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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