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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 New Chunks Explored: 145962
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9328 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Magic Items Found: 1702 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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