Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Emeralds Found: 4159 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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