Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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