Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 869
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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