join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 137 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Crops Grown: 2080 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1670
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3691 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Animals Bred: 164

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3838 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5121 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Towns Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP – Where we pretend to be HermitCraft, but with more chaos and shenanigans!

    ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    Reasons to Join:
    Brand New World
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

    Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    List of Plugins:

    Plugin Name
    afk display
    anti enderman grief
    anti ghast grief
    armor statues
    double shulker shells
    fast leaf decay
    more mob heads
    multiplayer sleep
    nether portal coords
    player head drops
    silence mobs
    unlock all recipes
    wandering trades

    If you are interested, join our discord and apply now! See you in-game, adventurer!

    ⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 298
    Dimension Hops: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

    Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where women are treated like delicate flowers? Well, come join our server where women are STRONG and kick butt! Our female players are the fiercest warriors in all the land, taking down creepers and zombies with a single punch. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and sassy ladies who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So if you want to join a server where women rule the world (of Minecraft), then come on over and show us what you’ve got!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 864 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Crops Grown: 1445
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Towns Built: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Villages Defended: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2561 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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