join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Crops Grown: 2675 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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