Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the shortest horror story ever – the tale of a creeper sneaking up behind you and blowing you to smithereens! But don’t worry, respawning is just a click away on our server where the creepers are always lurking and the zombies are always hungry for brains. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft horror experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1253
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

    Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 New Chunks Explored: 113503
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ParentalRoastCraft

    ParentalRoastCraft
    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

    Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker
    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Potions Brewed: 140
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoWayInNebraskaMC

    NoWayInNebraskaMC
    Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

    Hurricane Control Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Items Found: 2810
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

    Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP
    Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GenderGigglesMC

    GenderGigglesMC
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Villages Defended: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5389 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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