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Players: |
104/400 |
Votes: |
5359 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
1 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
New Chunks Explored: |
353248 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
20 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday