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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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