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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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