so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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