so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3932
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
Mines Excavated: 2250 Magic Items Found: 6711

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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